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About me

I live in a small town in northern California where I torment my neighbors by being an atheist, by being tall with dark brown skin with naturally big lips, by having a much younger white husband, and by not belonging to a bowling team or miniature golf club. I like traveling to countries where mega malls aren’t vacation destinations and where politicians don’t resign or get impeached from office because of “unauthorized” sexual encounters with adults stupid enough to fuck a politician. I write stories I cannot openly distribute in America for fear of vandalism and death threats from people whose god teaches them to love their neighbors. I love books, art, hairy chests, chocolate anything, greens and cornbread, dogs, cats, small children, clowns, and train rides. I collect old cookbooks, but am particularly fond of those containing unappetizing pictures.